I can seriously imagine Albus and James swapping chocolate frog cards and all their friends are like ‘OMG THE BOY WHO LIVED GUYS’ and they don’t even bat an eyelid ‘Yeah got the real one at home bit of a tosser really’
bit of a tosser really
500% DONE WITH THIS FANDOM
‘he’d never have survived with out ‘Mione anyway. seriously. he’s pretty hopeless without her. i mean, come on…he married the girl everyone told him he should because he looked just like james and she was a red head.’
Modu Seye
Lol!
i need a moment
hello sir
(Source: twistandturns)
First, go grab some headphones. The best ones you’ve got. If the best ones you’ve got are these suckers (or something similar), you should really go buy new ones, but use the best you’ve got for right now.
Take a break from whatever you’re doing for 2 minutes and listen, but just listen to the whole thing, even if you have to multi-task.
Headphones on? Okay. Good.
Now, press play.
“Upular (3D Audio Version)” - Pogo
THE MUSIC IS MOVING IN MY HEAD
I want to follow the music…
But it’s in my head… wow.
DUDES
whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath
Beelzebub Calldispatch
OKAY I WASN’T GONNA REBLOG THIS BECAUSE I AM GENERALLY OVER THE MAKING FUN OF THE NAME THING BUT I AM ACTUALLY INCAPABLE OF BREATHING RN BECAUSE IF YOU DO MY NAME YOU GET BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND NOW I’M CRYING AND I LITERALLY HAVEN’T FOUND ANYTHING THIS FUNNY EVER AND I DON’T KNOW WHY
Backitup Humperdink. So I’m a bad prince in an awesome book/movie who has fabulous gams in those tights. and you wonder why people call me backitup HA!
(Source: evayna)
Trailer for “Sleepy Hollow”
Premieres this Fall on FOXI’M SCREAMING. KAT AND I ARE WATCHING THIS TRAILER AND JFC IT IS LIKE CAPTAIN AMERICA MEETS ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER MEETS NATIONAL TREASURE MEETS SUPERNATURAL MEETS GHOST RIDER MEETS ELEMENTARY
kat: they need to obviously get
kat: nic cage to guest star
kat: simultaneously as ghost rider and that guy from national treasureI
AM
SO
VERY
DOWN
(Source: johnny-escobar)
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],
(Source: wishtoconfess)
I always get such a shock when I’m scrolling through my dash and gratuitous porn such as this pops up
i need five minutes alone with this cutting board
no one would mind too terribly if i just licked each one of those so that no one else could have any right? right?
(Source: vegancuisine)
